I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize