dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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