Pappa wants mamma naked
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
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There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
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You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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