More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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