Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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