Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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