Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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