How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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