Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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