Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I am spending my child support on dildos
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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