Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
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He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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