all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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