this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
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i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
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Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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