ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
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I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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