I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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