So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
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Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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