white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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