The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
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Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
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Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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