No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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