Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
how do flat chested girls get laid?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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