Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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