East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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