I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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