Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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