my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
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I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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