Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
