YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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