i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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