idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
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so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
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The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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