GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Randomize
