Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
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