So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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