my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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