I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
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he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
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I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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