i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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