ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
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My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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