you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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