Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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