Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
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My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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