The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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