But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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