i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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