420 ftw
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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