I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I want to fling myself into the sun
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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