okay pat passed out under dana's car
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
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Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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