I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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