I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
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My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
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I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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