I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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