All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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