He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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