Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
and you fell through a lawn chair
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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