just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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