I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Randomize
