does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
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It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
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Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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