I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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